Dick Bullet

When you piss out kidney stones

I had a rough night pissing dick bullets

by m-stallard August 9, 2016

bongo bullets

A rare spray technique that optimizes the Odin to it's full potential by holding down the trigger and spinning in circles. Invented by famous twitch streamer 'Pechabewwy', this spray leaves no openings for the player while simultaneously hitting every enemy in the game.

It came down to a 1v5, but utilizing bongo bullets I was able to clutch the round with losing a drop of HP.

by itsmebigmoney September 13, 2020

The Drunken Bullet

The act of a female continuously pouring vodka onto a male's penis while she licks it off.

damn yo i bagged that freak at the party last night and she gave me the drunken bullet...so ill bra

by TheDrunkenBulletTM February 20, 2011

Surf N' Turf Buffet

When a girl has her vagina and anus licked at the same time by two different individuals. This act is a prerequisite to the Eiffel Tower.

Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.

Scott and Ben enjoyed an all you can eat Surf N' Turf Buffet with the drunk girl from the bar. Scott called dibs on her ass.

After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower

by BoneCityPLZ January 8, 2012

Shit buffet

A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.

I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.

by Hoot Hollway December 15, 2008

three bullet theory

The practice of keeping only three bullets in your gun. Allows you to get enough shots in to do the damage you need to do, while also minimizing jail time in the event that you get caught. See example.

"I used to have this theory: keep three bullets in the gun
It was a mandatory year up here in Michigan
For each bullet if you got no CCW license
I tried to apply for one, they said it'd take 5-6 months
What the fuck am I supposed to do...mean time my rivals come
Hide that sumbitch in the glovebox or inside the trunk
Now, back to what my three bullet theory was
I'm triple platinum, I ain't tryin' to catch no murder one
Figured I'd shoot to wound, probably miss with at least one
But them other two gon fuck his shoulder and his kneecap up
Then I'm a say it's self defense, how come I had the gun
Was because I was at the range, on my way back from
This dude approached me on some bullshit
I'd get a year for each bullet at the most
As opposed to havin' a full clip in that"
-Eminem (Bizarre-"Hip Hop")

by Nick D October 10, 2005

Bullet Hole Bum Fuck

A Bullet Hole Bum Fuck is where a person shoots another person with a gun, and then fucks the corpse in the bullet hole.

PJ: "Hey Joey, did you see that story on the news last night?"

Joey: "Nope, what was it about?"

PJ: "This crazy ass old man shot another guy in the head, then fucked him in the bullet hole!"

Joey: "HOLY SHIT! that is crazy!"

PJ: "Your damn right it is!"

Joey: "Now that's what you call a Bullet Hole Bum Fuck."

by Doughboii_Swagg January 25, 2010