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cardiovascular bronchitis

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."
by onikas.gem January 26, 2022
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Branch Davidian

Insult used in the Dallas/Fort Worth area to describe someone who is behaving exceptionally disfavorable.

Someone who ought to be repremanded with a shotgun shell in the face.
Nobody gives a shit about what you think, you fucking Branch Davidian.
by Aegrimonia July 11, 2004
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michelle branch

the most awesomest person ever!
a singer/musician/actress/songwriter/almost mother/married/a lot of other things
by Michelle Luver March 12, 2005
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Brochilling

The act of sticking a man's penis into another man's asshole and staying locked in the position for an amount of time varying on how much you two are bros.

Rules:
{The whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:}
There are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy.
If you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay.
If you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay.
If you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don't count)
If you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you bitch or do something woman-like.
If you exchange love notes, it is gay.
If money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circumstance.
Being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged.
Being a fag is accepted only if he does not break the rules.
Bro-rape is discouraged. To prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.
Dude, I think we need to brochill right now. I'm really depressed.

Brochilling's not gay bromo!
by anonymous98573 September 29, 2011
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broche

A douchy bro. See bro and douchebag.
This guy I know is a total broche
by pandandy June 16, 2011
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bronchosphere

A term that describes a general region of the chest that encompasses the airways and is prone to being crushed.
"STOP SITTING ON ME. YOU ARE CRUSHING MY BRONCHOSPHERE!"
by Salemanders June 10, 2014
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branch terrorist

A developer who likes to commit code to random branches in your code repository.
Random Developer: Who committed this piece of sh*t code to my branch and why???
Big Red: That was Palalalalalanami, the branch terrorist.
by Rudisimo July 8, 2011
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