A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt
- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you
- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.
This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt
- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you
- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.
This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.
"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."
"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"
*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.
"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"
*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.
by lulugirl1313 June 21, 2011
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Friend 1: have you watched bromine barium?
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: Its the chemical formula for Breaking Bad! How stupid can you be?
Friend 2: Chill out man.
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: Its the chemical formula for Breaking Bad! How stupid can you be?
Friend 2: Chill out man.
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Get the Bromother mug.Two 20-something males, one of whom is American and the other being British, meeting for a meal of bananas.
Chad: Hey bro, I've got way too many of these bananas. Want to help me eat them?
Benedict: Yeah mate, that sounds like a right brilliant time. Wizzer!
Jane: Wow those guys are total potassium bromates.
Benedict: Yeah mate, that sounds like a right brilliant time. Wizzer!
Jane: Wow those guys are total potassium bromates.
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One of the sweetest fandoms ever(lowkey some of them are hella problematic sometimes)
Overall sweethearts who only want the best for two of the kindest and most beautiful souls to ever roam the planet.
One of the sweetest fandoms ever(lowkey some of them are hella problematic sometimes)
Overall sweethearts who only want the best for two of the kindest and most beautiful souls to ever roam the planet.
Ex.
Cameron: “yo what fan base are you in?”
Jackie: “oh I’m one of the bromieomies, we’re fucking rad dude. I’m in Ethan’s lane wby?”
Cameron:”sick! My fav is Grayson.”
Cameron: “yo what fan base are you in?”
Jackie: “oh I’m one of the bromieomies, we’re fucking rad dude. I’m in Ethan’s lane wby?”
Cameron:”sick! My fav is Grayson.”
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