S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

Brocabulary

The type of language a male, generally from 16-30, would use around other male friends of similar values as opposed to when in a formal setting or around older adults.

Jon used his brocabulary when around his friends, but around his ultra-conservative parents, he refrained from cuss words and inappropriate subjects.

by coogsfortierone October 13, 2009

Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

by wutsgood May 19, 2010

broceries

Essentials that dudes buy at stores (bro groceries.) Examples include beer, shaving cream, Sports Illustrated and condoms.

Dwight: "Where did Kurt go?"
Jon: "He went to pick up some broceries before the game."

by hack314 September 30, 2007

Broc

Ancient Greek for "King of Kings". Broc is often sexy and multi-talented. Is most likely an aries. Bad at basketball but good at football, hockey, and any other sports.

I named my child Broc because he is going to be king of the world.

by i'M bROC February 27, 2009

burnt broccoli

the classification of a fart that smells horrible and closley resembles the smell of hot broccoli sometimes making you want to throw up.

dude i just made burnt broccoli, it smells like dead baby! take a wiff!

by filly fart a bunch October 11, 2006

Broceptionist

A man receptionist.

Bro 1: I heard Ralph got a job at UBS.

Bro 2: Really?

Bro 1: Ya, but he's a Broceptionist though..

Bro 2: Ooh that sucks donkey balls. I hate Ralph.

by Sandy Manhammer March 2, 2009