Brand-shop 

When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....

When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.

Brand-shop by pseudopirate March 11, 2009

brand nauseum 

A yet-to-be-publicised medical condition in which a member of the audience of a Brand New show feels sick, and eventually has to run out of the crowd in order to vomit his/her brains out. The cause for this condition is yet to be determined, but is largely thought to be influenced by excitement of seeing the band, which is cranked up to a dangerously high level, thus weakening the body's natural defense systems and causing the victim to fall sick.

I suffered brand nauseum while Brand New was playing.

brand nauseum by dr. frank-n-furter. July 19, 2009

Brand-used

something that has been used but is still brand new to you.

someone who wears a shirt one time and lets you have it. you just got a brand-used T-shirt

Brand-used by chrisloves40s September 9, 2011

Brand AIDS 

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...

In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...

Brand AIDS by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015

Brand-washed 

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.

1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!

Brand-washed by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016

Brand women 

A women who has had so much obvious plastic surgery that she no longer has the ability to smile walk or talk and can use her tits to float when thrown overboard on a boat

Look at that fucking brand women dude

Brand women by UserBOI0901826 October 30, 2018

brand pig 

a term used to refer to a person who simps for brands. usuallly found bragging about their new air pods, how many times they've gone to disney world, and how good their new custom-made vans look.

"Don't hang out with Adam, he's such a brand pig. I saw him buying all seventeen color variants of the new Nike hoodie because he couldn't choose."

brand pig by eye-sick August 5, 2020