Right-hand Branch

Your best man, the man you can always rely on.

"Im getting married next month, want to be my right-hand branch?"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

Branch Swinger

A term used for a woman,usually a single mother that jumps from guy to guy. Typically using him up for his resources ( place to stay,money, babysitter) by using affection,sex,attention or pretending to be on his side and support him and his pursuits or struggles in life.

Yo,you hear Brandi moved out of Danny's and is with another dude already?
Yeah man, shes a branch swinger.

by whocaresno1uknow May 29, 2018

Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.

Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!

by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

Brandon

The most funny person on earth. Brandon is a very special friend because he will do not matter what it takes to do what's right. Brandon is straight up with anyone and will always tell the truth although you don't believe him. Brandon will make the girl he likes feel special and unique. Brandon is smart, but he can get himself into problems. Brandon will always take the right path success. Brandon will always treat his true friends like family. It is rare to encounter Brandon's like this one. Brandon is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. If you ever meet a Brandon make sure to give him good energy so he can give you the same.

Hey did you talk to Brandon
Yea he is so chill

by stock45 March 29, 2022

michelle branch

An awesome singer/songwriter/musician.
Not a poser like Lindsay Lohan.

The complete oppisite of Lindsay Lohan

by Michelle Luver February 21, 2005

tree branch

When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.

I tree branched that bitch last night.

by BlingBling June 7, 2005

Spring Branch, TX

An area approximately 30 minutes North of San Antonio where shit goes down. Not too many people know about the place, but it's diverse as shit. You got your ghetto, but then you got your athletes, jocks, rednecks, kickers, and everyone else in-between, especially the hot white girls. A lot of the white people are tight, especially the white basketball players. They the typical white boys, but they got just enough ghetto in them to be whats up.

That white boy can hoop, too bad he played at Smithson Valley in Spring Branch, TX where it all about football

by iLiKEiTWENUCALLMEBiGDADDY December 16, 2009