Bear Branch

a school or home of educational purposes. But no one learns anything. Houses students that party, get drunk, and smoke weed all the time. the students are known to be total bad asses, home to bitches, and you just don't want to get on their bad side. Most of the boys at the school are attractive, if their not, their probably creepers. and the girls are also very attractive, and make up 90% of the bad assness of the school. the other 10% are the football players. and they are who you "seriously" don't want to mess with. and if you go to Magnolia JH you best not be getting on the bears turf.

"Wow, those kids must go to Bear Branch because they look like they could kick my ass?"

by thebitchwhocankickyourasshoe January 9, 2010

Mr Branch

A band teacher that only cares about attendance and how people play

I wanted to sleep in so the attendance went down and Mr Branch got angry.

by Ok so what February 8, 2019

Branch Wank

Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.

Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.

by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011

Kjetil branch

A place no programmer in the world should have to go.
It's a git branch that has more merge conflicts than files in the repository.

"You have a lot of spaghetti code in your branch, it looks like a kjetil branch"

by xxxprogrammerxxx May 21, 2019

Branch tactics

noun- The ultimate way to be a cunt, by gaining a females trust and making her fall for you, engaging in intercourse, and then leaving her for another female where you use the same tactics.

K-"Why did you do knock down ginger on her house so much?"

A-"I was using the Branch tactics for her to invite me in and get her to sit her on my cock, only the tip can go in though."

by The great marbini April 15, 2016

special investigation branch

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

Branch Covidian Cult

An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.

Beware of the Branch Covidian Cult propaganda. The vaccine is a bio-weapon for population control.

by Spiritual-Master March 1, 2022