Beantard

Someone who jauntily leans against the counter while drying dishes so that no one else can access the cupboard to put away the dishes they have dried.

Get out of the way you beantard!

by Iamnotstevecarudo November 6, 2023

Brainfart Brigades

Candy

Brainfart Brigades. Candy??

by Brainfart man May 3, 2024

Brainfartquake

Brainfartquake (noun) – A moment when your brain overloads and forgets everything you're supposed to know in a critical situation.

I had a full brainfartquake during the presentation and completely blanked on the main point.

by NoneToTell December 29, 2024

narrow brainband

a person or persons who cannot see or accept other people's thoughts, ideas or way of life.

Dude that preacher in North Carolina operates on a narrow brainband.

by brobnc November 5, 2012

The Branard Theory

The probability of beating someone in a fight is equal to 0.5, ±(The difference in height between you and your opponent)*0.1, regardless of physical ability.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.

Well my 5'11" friend, since I am 6'3", I could definitely kick your ass... That's The Branard Theory for ya!

by omg_penguin September 3, 2013