Braden

He’s a quiet guy. But the teacher LOVES HIM. He’s quite the teachers pet 👅🦶🏽

Teacher: Braden why don’t you stay after class???

by Chickenzrule November 22, 2019

Braden

Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.

Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.

by Madalyns pepperoni titanic tit December 5, 2019

Braden

A short guy who wears too much axe body spray

“Ew he smells like a locker room! Must be a Braden”

by Turtles hate violence December 24, 2019

Braden

A ex football player who can’t find his place in a social network, he usually thinks of himself as the funny one but always falls short. He can’t quite fit in with football players and seems to the the whore of his group.

He’s lost, looks like a braden

by Reall boy February 6, 2020

Braden

braden is a simp

person 1: remember braden?
person 2: the simp? yeah!

by mercyy May 14, 2020

Braden

He is a small, cute, chubby boy who loves to eat rice and roasted duck! He loves the people around him and loves to eat, he is a food enthusiast. He loves playing Roblox and loves to hang out with friends at his house.

Braden is such an awesome friend!

by dstrbd October 24, 2020

Braden

Is someone who will treat you like a princess but still be talking to someone like there a queen

Bradens dating Izzy but I thought he was dating Anne he hangs out with her more

by Freddyqwerty October 30, 2020