noun. Someone who doesn’t make sense when he/she is texting and never corrects themselves
verb. The act of texting incoherently
(Braded, brading) and doesn’t bother to correct it
verb. The act of texting incoherently
(Braded, brading) and doesn’t bother to correct it
Jerome: Hey coaches our in LA he says with a friends of his. Long story
Yo, Jerome just completely braded this text.
Jerome is such a Brad!
Yo, Jerome just completely braded this text.
Jerome is such a Brad!
by Millarga January 25, 2019
Get the Brad mug.Is the crazy rediculous kid on the high school cross country/ track and field team that tries so hard to be cool and likes to try to get with everyone on the team; kisses people whose name rhymes with smaylor smalleta; stalks you while you walk home so you have to walk into strangers backyards so he thinks you live there; likes to come up to you in the hallway at school and rub his hand all over your shoulder and say 'HEY GUYS WHATS UP?!'; tells off the smartest kid in school when the smart kid is just trying to give him girl advice so he says 'you dont get any girls, so ill listen to everyone thats trying to make me look stupid'; steals smaylor smalleta's hoodie and wears it trying to act like he is b.a!; has creepy facial hair that grows everywhere like he is part wolf; has in IQ of 6; creeps behind everyone at practice; has a butt buddy!; rides in the coach's car; says he can run 5k in 18 minutes when really its 18 hours!
'Brad! i'm telling you! dont ask her out! she is going to tell you no! he is giving you bad advice to make you look stupid!' said the smart kid.
'you dont get any of the girls smart kid! so i'm going to listen to the jocks and do what they tell me to do!' exclaimed brad as he cackled!
'you dont get any of the girls smart kid! so i'm going to listen to the jocks and do what they tell me to do!' exclaimed brad as he cackled!
by Xcgirliegirlss! March 19, 2010
Get the Brad mug.a guy who looks like he would be small in the pants. he is very un-experienced in the bed. and looks like a typical gay man.
by drake wetering November 27, 2011
Get the brad mug.A Brad is terrible in bed. And generally has a less-than-average sized penguin dick, which is disappointing because his large ego gives high expectations, which are not met. If you meet a Brad, you should avoid the Brad.
Katie: "I hooked up with that Brad last night."
Chelsea: "He has a shrimp dick. And a big ego. And a tendency to not finish me off. I was fucking pissed."
Katie: "Shit, girl. I know."
Chelsea: "He has a shrimp dick. And a big ego. And a tendency to not finish me off. I was fucking pissed."
Katie: "Shit, girl. I know."
by hornyandangry October 4, 2010
Get the Brad mug.Extreme frailty and sensitivity. A trait possessed by weak, passive males. These people are often confused with small, female children. Their main diet consists of smoothies, bananas, and frappaccinos. They are NOT strong.
Wow, did you see that brad try and dunk on that kid's hoop?
Hey, did you see that small girl try and reach that banana from the tree? Oh, no that was a brad. Get the poor kid a ladder.
Hey, did you see that small girl try and reach that banana from the tree? Oh, no that was a brad. Get the poor kid a ladder.
by Alpha_male December 14, 2008
Get the brad mug.Generally a brainless and soul-less moron. Often beset by the results of de-motivation and lack of ambition so much so that you can almost always find a 'Brad' with that "I've been robbed" sour puss look on his face. Almost always a sexually disfunctional deviate who prefers younger girls (obviously on account of 'brad's' regressed and alcohol damaged brain).
A 'Brad' also swaps his values from conversation to conversation in an attempt to either please or seem superior to the particular person/group he is speaking to.
His loyalties lie within being "a cool kid" and "having a good time".
A 'Brad' also swaps his values from conversation to conversation in an attempt to either please or seem superior to the particular person/group he is speaking to.
His loyalties lie within being "a cool kid" and "having a good time".
PARIS: "Brad, what are you doing? Why are you cradling that wine bladder and straddling that 16 year old girl??? You're 22 and we're in a relationship."
BRAD: "Chill, I'm just just a cool kid looking to have a good time!"
PARIS: "But she's 16, she's still in high school!"
BRAD: "She dropped out last year, we're intellectual contemporaries"
BRAD: "Chill, I'm just just a cool kid looking to have a good time!"
PARIS: "But she's 16, she's still in high school!"
BRAD: "She dropped out last year, we're intellectual contemporaries"
by LeonayTheGreat July 5, 2012
Get the Brad mug.He likes swing dancing and playing the guitar and hiding in the closet when the wind is loud. He always wears his favorite purple hoodie and has a twitchy ankle. Brads are very sweet and they like smoothies. Hanging out with him is refreshing and cool, just like lemonade. Brads work best with girls whose names start with an E, such as "Edna", "Edwina", "Erma", "Edwarda", and "Ethel". Oh, and he's pretty much amazing.
Ethel: "Look at that Brad! Why is he hiding in the closet?" Edwina: "Because all the purple hoodies are in there!"
by Tennessee Girl April 25, 2011
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