Brad

The act of breaking up with your girlfriend via large text message, never talking to her again and then getting bitches the next day!
Forrest-dude you broke up with your girl?
Hunter-yeah I pulled a Brad!

Kevin-I heard your girlfriend wasn't putting out?
Jared-it's ok i'm gonna go Brad on her friday!
by sixpackboy5 April 04, 2011
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Someone or some thing that likes the fact he has massive boobs and goes out with mouses, yes the animal. He tends to think he is preety cool but actually is a preety big queer. This thing looks like an alian fetus that was born in a frogs scrotum an brougt up ny monkeys in the wild, but when he found a way to eat he wouldnt stop, which now has lead to his overgrown nipples which i think have started to form a milky substence when you squeeze them.
This thing also plays loads of really faggy games and talks about them because he thinks people will just be like, oh whatever, when really there thinking, wow this guy is a queer fag/ homosexual nerdy homosapian . 1253t3{}
HE IS A 1337HACK3R
He has no balls, full stop, literaly no balls and this string like thing he tends to call his dick. But i cant find any similarities between his rectum and a normal human beings.
This brad thing hates, and i mean HATES VAGINA!!! he vomits all over his titties when he thinks about it.
A nickname i like to refrence him as is "Ranga pubes" or "LOL, see that guy over there he has ranga pubes"
And now to finish of my description of an alian fetus, born and broght up with humans, by saying one thing.
BRAD HAS A MANGINA!!!!
and ranga pubes
And is a fat ass
wow i could go on forever
Is is cold or is brad sitting with us

wow brad you smell like shit today, along with every other day

You know what brad, i hate you

wow shutup you a brad. (goes off crying)
by Troll..... November 05, 2011
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The most selfish, brick-headed prick ever to walk this broken earth. He is almost always a dickheaded douchebag. 9 out of 10 times you meet a Brad he will say something along the lines of "Yoo, bruh, listen to my new mixtape. That shiz is supreme level fire."

You can usually smell a Brad before you see him, because of the Axe body spray he bathes in on a daily basis.

Stay away from Brads at all costs, they will completely wreck havoc on your social and personal life.
Lady 1: Oh my god, I met this really douchey guy the other day...
Lady 2: Hol up, is his name Brad?
Lady 1: Yeah!!
by Anon Y. Mous. December 16, 2017
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conscientious
"He thinks he is so Brad."

"If the world was a little more Brad, it would be a better place."

Bumper Sticker: My kid was voted Most Brad.
by MoodyGirl24 February 18, 2010
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"I have got a problem with you because you don''t know me. My name's Brad and I play lacrosse."
by shankpa November 14, 2009
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A kid who has a very small dick. Often described as miniscule. He even admit it was small that one time on the stairs. He tries to play it off but we all know its true. He may just be gay but we dont know just yet.
You see brad last night he was with that guy from the gas station.
by KILLPIX248 March 29, 2015
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a super small penis, that's also fat.
"Holy shit you have a brad !!!"
by Pencccccccil August 20, 2011
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