Blumpberry

The action of using one's Blackberry while taking a dump. A derivative of blumpkin and blongkin.

Bro1: "Yo bro why have you been in the bathroom for the past half-hour?"
Bro 2:"Yo bro I was taking a Blumpberry."
Bro1:"Oh word I just got your BBM."

by Herb McSpice November 23, 2010

blumpernickle

farting while getting head

Yo, Tracy was down for giving me a blumpernickle after hitting up Taco Bell, think I'm gonna wife her up

by Doc Baggz December 25, 2014

blueberries

Blueberries are the blue tasty round objects you find randomly in the forest. Some theorize that they are "berries" but scientist have proved that they are in fact homes of infant aliens.

Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000

Some dude: Did you see those blueberries near the forest? Man, if i had the time i'd make a blueberry pie.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?

Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.

by GBlueberries May 31, 2018

sucking blueberries

to be out of luck

see sol

I wanna get this now but it dont come out till next week looks like i'm sucking blueberries!

by Wonder P March 2, 2010

Blueberries

Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.

Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."

Or

Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."

Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"

Guy 1: "fuck you!"

by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

BLUEBERRY HAZE

That shit to make a niggas ass high for days

Yo this blueberry haze got me still high and i smoked 3 days ago

by P ROCK April 12, 2004

blueberry pie

When a girl takes a handful of blueberries, chews them up and sucks your cock, then she spits the blueberries and your cum on the ground. Eating it is optional.

Dahm shawty gave me a blueberry pie.

by Spankythemonky August 12, 2020