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The Freeway Blogger

A chubby fellow with idiotic political beliefs who believes that he is making a difference by posting pointless signs along the freeways of California. He is also frequents bath houses in between his postings.
The Freeway Blogger posted some signs the other day, right before snacking and hanging out with his boyfriend.
by JacksonvilleFan415 August 3, 2008
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blonde moment

when a pretty blonde girl does something steriotypically "blonde" ie: walking into a pole, not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people, and/or saying lots of "likes" in the same sentence
oh my god, i like totally had a blonde moment, i just tripped over your dog and then i landed on your boyfriends penis...sorry
by E dawg February 15, 2004
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a blonder

A person who only f*cks blondes
Brunette: Hey I was wondering do....

Guy: Sorry I'm a Blonder
by : P ya right May 17, 2006
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blonde

It's a hair colour (gold, usually), NOT a personality trait.

The dumb blonde cliché started with the kinds of characters Marylin Monroe played in many of her movies. She usually played characters who were pretty ditsy, though sometimes she came through with some profoundly wise insight. So when people blame their ditsiness or naivety on being blonde, they are just pandering to a popular culture stereotype.

In other words, being blonde has nothing to do with being stupid. Being stupid has everything to do with being stupid.
Marylin Monroe's character, at the end of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, convinces her would-be father-in-law that women chasing after rich men is like men chasing after beautiful women.
by mad hatter June 22, 2004
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blonde power

The infinite & incredible strength a person can only have from Blonde hair. Even stronger when natural. This makes it the far superior hair race.

Natural enemy: The ginger.
The blonde army will always win, they have Blonde Power.
by BlondeNation September 25, 2013
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Spikey Blonde Hair

What lesbians have
If a chick has Spikey Blonde Hair, she's probly lez
by Shaved_Deer February 7, 2012
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blondephile

A guy who prefers blondes and will not marry anyone but a blonde.
Where are all the girls? A blondephile would say this in a room full of beautiful brunettes.
by SoleilSmile January 9, 2007
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