blob of shit

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy

Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower

by Cumshotcarll August 27, 2017

Milk Blob

A white blob that cums out of a vagina.

"She sat on my face and milked blobbed on me."milk blob

by WillBarrowSir January 31, 2017

blob thing

a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.

"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"

by YEEEEEYeyeyeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 15, 2020

Uncle Blob

The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".

Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.

There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.

Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.

"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."

by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

by arensb October 28, 2009

Emo blob

Emo blob is an extremly fat emo which could be one of two "people" the Serbian Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson.

I'm glad you asked Billy for example:
Shirley: Do you see that Emo blob behind the mountain?
Sally: Of course, but is it the Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson?
Shirley: It's quite disgusting so I would guess Anna olsson.

by An ex friend. May 28, 2007

Doing a Blob

Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.

"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."

by explicit x trollololol October 20, 2011