Apple Blindness

The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.

dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'

dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'

dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'

dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'

by del nacho gringo November 4, 2011

BlindPoker

big marine dude that radiates immense chadness wherever he goes and commands 9 year olds to fight roblox wars and conquer brick objectives

Don't ping BlindPoker or you'll get fucked in and out and up and down.

by lndian February 21, 2021

Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Blind Gina Syndrome

Where a male, in the possibility of getting pussy, makes stupid irrational decisions that he would not usually have made while in a right state of mind.

Also known as BGS.

I started going out with this crazy girl because she asked me to go out with her right before i stuck it in her. I totally had blind gina syndrome at the time.

by Nathan J. Cooper September 30, 2007

Food blind

Someone who constantly mixes the wrong food ingredients together creating awful vile dishes.

Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?

Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!

Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!

Nigel :- it's nice!

by shaun br April 21, 2017

God's Blind Spot

A phrase for anal sex. It is justified by girls who want to remain virgins so they do it in "God's Blind Spot"

She's a christian so we did it in god's blind spot.

by Bradford Estes April 26, 2013

Blindski

Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.

Caused or influenced by intoxication.

Sanchez drank way to much alcoholic beverages now he is blindski!

by Sanchman April 23, 2009