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fake blacking

The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.
White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."

White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."
by DfaceO September 8, 2014
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Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity
This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.
by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018
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Dogs are barking

So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.
by medthepirate May 25, 2018
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Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.
Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!
by doglover3140 February 21, 2011
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barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.
The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.
by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009
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blarring

Informal word used instead of crying. Pervailent in rural parts of the U.K including Norfolk.
Stop blarring and dry your eyes
by RinRanRyan September 8, 2007
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barking bulldog

When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.
The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.
by HBTD November 26, 2010
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