FIFA bitch

A complicit though somewhat abusive relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game FIFA football series.

The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.

No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.

An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.

"Oh man I had a terrible day at work yesterday. Things improved when I got home and beat my FIFA bitch 5-1, he nearly cried!"

by the keyboard warrior September 17, 2012

Basic White Bitch

A white girl that drinks lots of starbucks, does the peace sign, does the hips out hands on waist pose a little too much.

Harry Styles is a basic white bitch.

by harrysbigtoe November 2, 2020

Sloppy Bitch

A child-eating fucker who comes back every 27 years.

Has also lots of red balloons?

Richie: “Hey Fuckface ! You wanna play truth or dare? Here’s a truth you’re a SLOPPY BITCH!”

by toziervibes October 14, 2019

backup bitch

The girl a guy keeps leading on even if not entirely interested in her, as an ego boost or backup just in case the girl he really wants turns him down. Usually the girl he leads on has a crush on him, and is okay with being lead on, because she's still getting his attention.

She really liked him, but she was only his backup bitch.

by loveursteeze May 1, 2015

bitch mittens

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."

"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."

by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012

helicopter bitch

A very complex takedown move performed by Badger in the show Breaking Bad.

Badger: DID YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THAT MUCH PSUEDO.
Jesse: GET OF ME PSYCHO!
*Badger grabs Jesse*
Badger: HELICOPTER BITCH!
4x360 degree spins.

by swebonny2 December 4, 2011

1 2 3 let’s go bitch

A meme within the Taylor Swift fandom created after a video went viral of a girl screaming “1 2 3 let’s go bitch” during the song Delicate at Taylor’s reputation Stadium Tour in Pasadena. This trend caught on quickly, to the point where Taylor even started to join in by counting on her fingers. To this day, the meme lives on.

Taylor: “We can’t make, any promises now can we babe, but you can make me a drink...”

Swifties: 1 2 3 LET’S GO BITCH!!!

by tsmemories February 23, 2019