Bedopus

A bedopus is like sleeping with an octopus in human form.
A person who sleeps in a shared bed like as if they’re the only one in it.

Stop hogging all the space in the bed you bedopus!

I love my son but why does he end up with his feet in my face when he sleeps with me. He’s an absolute bedopus!

by Nicelikeiceguy February 5, 2019

Bedongled

A person who is with dong, i.e., a person who has a penis attached to their body. Usually used to specify that someone you wouldn't necessarily expect to have a dick, does in fact have one.

Yo, where all the bedongled honeys at?

Guy 1: "Did you eat her out?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she was bedongled."
Guy1: "So, did you?"

by Dancinswords February 14, 2019

bedornit

Possible origin, Capetown - District Six all the way up to Walmer Estate. I have never known a Durbanite or Joburgian to use this term.

Diverse in its application, for example lekker bedornit - really pissed off, top shelf angry

lekker bedornit - questioning someone's sanity

bedornit has mild impact (without the addition of 'lekker')

"I am lekker bedornit because I just received a $200 speeding fine"

A person attempting to free dive off a cliff and pulling chute metres from the ground..."Are you lekker bedornit?"

by An old Cape Girl September 19, 2020

Bedonkey

A really stupid donkey.

“A Bedonkey: ‘2 + 2 is 82’

Me: ‘No it isn’t you spasticated bedonkey’”

by ogre06 September 24, 2020

Bedonkey

A really stupid donkey.

“A Bedonkey: ‘2 + 2 is 82’

Me: ‘No it isn’t you spasticated bedonkey’”

by ogre06 September 24, 2020

BedoWasTaken

Some epic JoJo fan on twitter that goes by @BedoWasTaken, He is also well known for making tweets that makes his followers question their existence.

Oh no! It's BedoWasTaken

by ????????I? February 1, 2021

bedoskii

It is a word that someone uses to call a Horse eater.

Hey Jason you bedoskii

by Tongue licker69 February 14, 2021