badger

The greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. These creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! Also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e Stop badgering me. And on top of all that, badger just sounds funny...

There is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures

by pete_coe July 15, 2008

nazi badger

an evil cold hearted pessimistic hypercritical nazi who is intrusive and has no respect for anyone. usually a librarian or teacher.

Goddamn!!! mr neally is such a nazi badger.

by jaime'' January 5, 2009

Going full-on honey badger

To go nuts, or to become suddenly aggressive.

"We were having a nice conversation, and then he went full-on honey badger, cursing about my stance."

"They're lucky that going full-on honey badger isn't an option, because the police are watching."

by Leona Loots December 24, 2011

snow badger

A stealthy animal originaly found in the cairngorm mountains. A vicious little fucker that can rip a man's head off in two seconds flat.

see picture for a snow badger in a snow field

by Kate Jachacy September 25, 2005

Badger Spotting

The act of engaging in annonymous homosexual sex in a public park. This phrase comes from the University of Wisconsin Madison Badgers, where members of the schools Fraternities used to do this in order to hide their choice of lifestyle and yet give in to their urges.

Unknown to the other Frat brothers, Ryan often snuck out late at night for a little badger spotting in Camp Randal Memorial Park.

by MiguelSanchez93 November 5, 2009

poke badgers with spoons

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.

dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up

by bubblehahahahahahahaha July 29, 2014