round bed

A foursome but an even number of guys and ladies.

"Damn John,we had the most perfect round bed last night with those hotties!"

by Huenator August 14, 2017

wrong side of the bed

when someone is in a bad mood

"Well looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed"

by manning04 December 15, 2016

Coffee and a muffin before bed

A euphemism for sex despite one's partner(s) being tired.

Would you like some coffee and a muffin before bed?

by folken0 July 13, 2011

murphy bed

a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.

Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.

by Figleaf23 December 16, 2008

Bed Beer

It's the final beer you have in a night. This can be interpreted in two ways.

Literally, it's the beer you enjoy in bed right before you enter your sleep phase.

Figuratively, it's the one last beer before you decide to head home or hit the hay.

Dude 1: Dude, you hit it off pretty early last night.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I grabbed a beer and had a bed beer.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

or

Dude 1: Dude, you've had like 20 beers tonight.
Dude 2: Don't sweat it, this is my bed beer, I'll be sleeping soon.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

by Nicholas Richardo December 4, 2009

Bed Goose

A honking fart under the duvet when someone else is also in the bed. A very good blaming device.

A: Did you just trump?

B: No , it was the bed goose.

by Yasmin Newell August 16, 2010

bed time

at night the worst words to hear
in the morning the best words to hear

bed time billy
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

up now, out of bed
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Hotshot14380 May 31, 2016