park benching

v. 1. To have qualities of a hobo. 2. To sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. To be mistaken for a hobo.

also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)

Man Jesse, you're such a park bencher! Always park benching!

by anonymus August 6, 2003

Pole Searching

Similar to soul searching, except a young male does so with his penis. Involves having sexual intercourse with many, many different and interesting women with the goal of young man discovering his likes and dislikes concerning the opposite sex.

After ten long, audacious years of pole searching, Joe finally concluded that he found overweight, middle-aged women the most enjoyable company.

by furloaf December 19, 2011

Are you dumb for searching this?

Yes. Yes you are

You: I'm gonna search "Are you dumb for searching this?" on urban dictionary because I'm so random xD
friend: You're retarded. I'm sorry, but I have to put you down

by I_have_29_eggs May 13, 2019

Blanching

Chillin in a hot tub until your insides are cooked then jump in a cold pool till your willy is an “Innie”

Let’s go blanching in the hot tub and pool!

by Waynona July 25, 2018

Beathing

Beathing is like breathing but its not, since it misses an “r” and you have to do it manually now, its something different

No breathing, only beathing is allowed

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time February 6, 2020

flamingo bleaching

Wanking off whilst doing a handstand.

I walked in on Terry flamingo bleaching the other day.

by trish-morgan July 7, 2009

will beeching

a young man who is a beast and sexualy charming and will find and hunt women on the pull

many women will drop there pants at the sight of will beeching who is a charm carasmatic young man who is a best in best and will stalk his pray if he has to

by footymagnet April 5, 2013