Bungee-beads

When a person decides to go bungee-jumping with anal beads and must use their anal sphincter to stop themselves from certain death.

"Have you ever thought about bungee-beads? I've been wanting to try it for awhile now but I'm afraid my anal sphincter might not be what it used to be"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Bead Lady

Crazy, insane, evil person who is madly in love with plastic round shape with holes in the middle.

Get away crazy bead lady I don’t want your beads.

by AvidBeadHater January 7, 2023

Paul beads

When you tie potatoes on a rope and freeze them and use them as anal beads

He enjoyed the Paul beads being inserted by his lover.

by Yetiarms April 13, 2022

Bead rat

Attendees of a Mardi Gras parade that collect the dirty beads dropped by other parade go-ers. They are often voracious, nasty, sneaky, and annoying in getting these leftover beads.

Hey! Look at that nasty bead rat hoarding all the beads from the piss-lined street!

by Beat Rat Extraordinaire February 3, 2013

bead fallout

Ex 1: When beads fall out
Ex 2: a safe shelter for beads

There was a lot of bead fallout in the mint chip slime, could you pick that up?

by Ayladonasaurus July 25, 2018

Beaded Rose

A cross between a pink sock and a pearl necklace.

I'm looking up Beaded Rose. If I don't see menstrual blood tonight, I'm going to be disappointed.

by FailTroll00100304 December 10, 2009

Dick Beads

Anal beads but for your urethra

My girl just used dick beads on me

by Disguy459 December 9, 2019