Blistercock

A person who burns his penis in order to swell it and make it bigger to impress a female.

by downy September 24, 2003

dick blister(s)

The puss filled nodules on his/her penis formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.

"Dude look at my dick!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."

by Mitch January 5, 2005

food blister

Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.

Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!

by Rich October 31, 2003

Boist

(pronounced boy-st), can be used as a noun, verb or adjective referring to all manner of filthy things

I would so boist that new teacher.

Redden is sooo boist, like oh my gosh.

i was watching a boist the other day, but i turned it off after she started burting. yes, burting.

by The Immaterial God (hazza G) August 6, 2009

Blister soup

When a girl's herpes sores all erupt at once forming a puddle of pus in thier underware.

Dude: I was gonna' hit that last night til' I found out that ho' was cookin' a bowl of blister soup!

Other dude: yo that's some sick ass shit!

by big pimpliscious December 10, 2009

blisterbate

To jerk off with such frequency that one develops blisters on their palm, resembling Tenome from Pan's Labryinth.

Jack choked the chicken so often when his girlfriend was out of town he developed blisterbates.

by Madmo February 25, 2015

Berry Blister

Blister that forms on the tips of your thumbs from overuse of Black Berry.

"Trevor is the hardest working of the sales pit, just look at the berry blisters on his thumbs."

by TannisT February 15, 2008