Bathroom Bluff

The act of a dude walking up to a urinal and before he starts peeing someone goes to the urinal next to him and without even taking a leak you Zip up, wash your hands and leave the restroom all while still having to wizz.

"Hey dude ,can you pull over I gotta take a leak?"

"I thought you went at the airport?"
"Nah, I bathroom bluffed when this huge buff guy walked up beside me to take a leak."

by BilLektro September 4, 2016

bathroom athlete

Someone who makes numerous runs to and from a restroom, usually in an educational institution, to masturbate excessively.

Wow that student Sam Johnson sure is a bathroom athlete, he’s been leaving class and doing “laps” all day!

by Cwigggle August 9, 2018

bathrum

Meaning a shit load of rum. Hence, the word bath in this word refers to bathroom, which is connected to 'shit load' and rum which is referred to the alcoholic beverage.

This exists also in the Junior Suite at the Davitel Tobacco Hotel in Thessaloniki, Greece.

Jay: 'Homie, we need some pre-drinks before we hit da club! There's a liquor store on da corner, leggo...!'

DeShawn: 'Don't worry homie, I got us, i got a bathrum! BRAP, BRAPPP!!!'

by KingofDefinitions May 22, 2019

baorengue

1. the ship of Bao and Meringue from Burning Moon

2. an adjective that describes something astronomically gay

3. a thing someone does, referring to doing something astronomically gay

2.
junkghost: this is so baorengue

3.
tab: also while u were baorenguing. i was also baorenguing

by tabithavonpossumo March 5, 2022

Bathroom Beater

The technically not but low-key criminal act of beating your dick in the school/public bathroom. Even worse then shitting in a school/public bathroom.

Guy: Hey have you heard that Johnson is a Bathroom Beater?
Joe: What the fuck?

by Xx_EatItAndBeatIt_xX July 13, 2023

meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010

Ninja Bathroom

A secreted bathroom, typically in a large and winding house that one can dump like a truck in with enough getaway time to not be caught. Also ideal for hiding.

"Who raped the Ninja Bathroom?"
"Pork and bean night, shouldve been faster. Hey where the fuck is Al P?

by T_low June 12, 2010