Ultimate Bacon Battle

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Holy Batman

Words used in the beginning and ends of a phrase to express surprise. Originated from the popular comic book series 'batman' his faithful sidekick Robin used to say 'Holy______Batman!' perhaps when he saw a villain. Today it is commonly used for the same reason, to express shock or surprise. It is used simply by stating what you see between holy and batman, this shows that this is shocking.

Holy fire Batman! (fire in the house)
Holy wet cat in a tree Batman! (wet cat in a tree)
Holy you're wearing my snuggie Batman! (you wearing snuggie)
Holy rejection Batman! (rejected)
Holy Batman

by FrenchPancakesForBatman December 27, 2009

battle rattle

the maximum amount of army gear that a soldier can be expected to carry, including but not limited to: helmet, goggles, flak vest, tac vest, pistol belt, canteen, protective (gas) mask, mopp gear, ruck sack, poncho, cold weather gear, go to war pack, etc

Wake up! Formation in ten! Uniform is full battle rattle!

by 080080 April 28, 2010

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

Booted up my pc
Because I need need

To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite

Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time

by JooJ2334 February 7, 2022

Batalla De Los Tambores

A unique drum performance often played during a Godsmack concert. Sully Erna and Shannon Larkin will each begin playing a different set of drums in a sort of duel with each other.

They will often include small portions of (modified) classic rock songs from bands such as Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath.

Man I just got back from Godsmack's concert. They played Batalla De Los Tambores and it was awesome!

by A Godsmack Fan December 15, 2008

Fortnite battle pass.

I just shit out my ass.
booted up my pc.
because I need need.

To get that fortnite battle pass.
I like fortnite.
Did I mention fortnite.
I like fortnite.
It's night time.
I mean it's 5 o'clock that's basically night time.
I remember cartoon network adventure time.

"Fortnite battle pass.I just shit out my ass.
booted up my pc.
because I need need.

To get that fortnite battle pass.
I like fortnite.
Did I mention fortnite.
I like fortnite.
It's night time.
I mean it's 5 o'clock that's basically night time.
I remember cartoon network adventure time."

"yes."

by therealJiDion February 15, 2022

kentucky horn battle

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

by Sagemassa February 28, 2009