Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries’

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.

Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

barmber

Like a Barber, but for arm hair.

Every Wednesday I am a Barmber for my friend and we sit at work and cut her arm hair.

by Sly94 September 6, 2022

Barmed

Verb: to shit ones self
Derived from the scouse term for a bread roll; barm.
To say someone has barmed it, is to say their bumcheeks resemble the two buns in a curry barm.

"Arr lad, remember when I fronted that maggot?!"
"Yeah man, he curry-barmed it. Proper messed his trousers."

by Ricardo Espana October 9, 2022

Barmy

a british word for, "crazy" or "deranged" acts

Jerri: Okay BUT cream cheesing your bagels on a stage is barmy.
Marko: ...
Jerri: You are barmy, marko.

by JERRSTERRR October 18, 2022

Barmecide

Something that's imaginary, and with that: disappointing.

Waifus and husbendos are all barmecides.

by Modicum amount of creativity November 14, 2022

Barmnam

Dumb bitch >:(

"Man, your additude makes you seem like a barmnam."

by RatIsCrippled420 August 15, 2023

barmahn

A white washed Persian guy who usually drives a Prius. He’s got green eyes but a small coc, he usually has beef with the idiot of the group who’s also persian and their name starts with an A. Barmahn also has a friend with a black Hyundai who sells crack.

Oh is that the dude who uses small condoms?

Yeah it’s barmahn

by Somerandomdude123123 January 19, 2024