Banter Outlaw

The member of the group who seems to be able to probe the worldwide web into its dark, ethereal corners dredging up the most awful images and videos. These snippets of media are usually so offensive or crude that the content may be illegal in various places around the globe, therefore making a 'banter outlaw'.

For example:

Theodore: Hey Jon!

Jon: Yeah?

Theodore: did you see that Rico posted tubgirl onto whatsapp again last night?

Jon: yeah, i had to scorch my eyes out with an acetylene torch, it was so fucking gnarly!

Theodore: he is a massive banter outlaw, he should probably get locked up for that...

by bashatonic April 25, 2014

Bantel move

1. When you ask your crew to hang out and only one or a few are up for it and then it's just not worth your time anymore.
2. When somebody of your crew asks for help and you show but you're too lazy to really do anything.
3. When the only two things you're interested in is playing Risk (the board game) or having sex with young girls.

OMG, he did not really do the Bantel move again, didn't he?

by afxdd May 31, 2017

Baneener

Banana, but older. Sold at a discount and is probably very squishy.

I am too poor for bananas but I can still afford half a baneener

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

trivolous banter

Activities or chat that are incredibly trivial, useless, unnecessary, frivolous and a complete waste of ones time.

Example: A person calls you on the phone and begins to ramble on and on about themselves or attempts to explain an event that took place, you stop them during their conversation and say "I don't want to here your trivolous banter".

by christig May 21, 2011

The Banter Is Flowing

This phrase is used after somebody has just ripped another person and it is too harsh to laugh. So to break the tension and to try to diffuse the situation, a third person says in a deep Nigerian accent " THE BANTER IS FLOWING" and then everyone can then laugh without feeling harsh.

Will: Your a cock Dylan! No wonder your mum made me wear a condom when I fucked her, she doesn't want another fucking accident like you!

**awkward silence**

Danny: "THE BANTER IS FLOWING"

**everybody laughs**

banter rip ripped awkward silence

by Sherrilad August 20, 2013

Plenty of banter

Something Justin Langer says about a million times in the Amazon Documentary, 'The Test' . It shouldn't be confused with abuse, according to him. Happens often when he plays UNO with his daughter

Reporter: What do you think about this Justin?
Langer: Well, there'll be plenty of banter. Oh, and no abuse, definitely no abuse.

by sotgbatwacail April 6, 2020

Baneen

Baneen is an angel on Earth. Her honey brown eyes are so beautiful. She’s so sweet to everyone that she comes across, and is instantly loved by everyone who meets her. She’s a beautiful angel that wouldn’t even want to hurt an ant. She always cares for her friends. Her friends are the luckiest people to ever have her. She’s done so much good for this world. She is the most under appreciated person in the world. She deserves the whole world.

Because of how great of a person she is, God will always love her. For always making people happy. For always wiping the pain off of people and putting happiness to replace the pain. God will always love her for that. When she dies, she will go back to heaven where she came from. That’s the only time she’ll ever make people cry.

“Baneen is so adorable, she should be protected at all times.”
“have you seen Baneen’s eyes? One second into looking at them and you’ll fall in love with her whole soul.”

by yuahreaniap January 29, 2020