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My balls are sticking to my legs

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...
by Nutthead June 21, 2010
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suck my balls

Official language of the Man-birds
"It's a very complicated language"
"Okay. Suck MY balls"
*slap* "YOU JUST CALLED MY FATHER A COWARD."
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I Own My Balls

The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.

I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.

A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
by Joe Cicalese October 31, 2007
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Let my balls breath

When someone is giving you a hard time or is giving you a lot of work to do
Jenny that bitch is making me do a lot of things for her, can't she at least let my balls breath
by fruityfresh69420cringeattack October 12, 2017
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Shaking My Balls (SMB)

When someone says something so ridiculous bringing about disbelief to the extent where people around have no other choice but to shake their head in an aggressive fashion such that the shaking trickles down to the balls.
Goddamn it Chad, I told you not to drink all of the fucking liquor while we're out there hunting on the dance floor...shaking my balls (SMB)
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sucka my balls

gesture for "sucka my balls" right hand open thumb spread to the left making a V in between the 4 fingers "2 on each side" and "for two times" use both hands with the same gesture

you cans shake the hand for effect
what is the hand gesture for sucka my balls

it is very familiar but differenet
by Emdocpa April 11, 2010
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bustin my balls

To betray on a previously agreed deal
The wise guy is bustin my balls each time he turns his back like that
by nck331 June 1, 2009
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