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Backtracking

When on the computer, you type so fast to someone that when you make a mistake, you instead skip ahead of it and then hold down backspacing instead of pressing the left arrow key
Jim: Why do you type slower than usual?

Bob: Sorry I keep backtracking
by Epicsaur February 10, 2010
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A vaginal infection that prevents two people from taking part in the only fulfilling area of their relationship. Thus, destroying the relationship
Sounds like a bacterial relationship destroyer to me.
by Ramsus90 December 14, 2010
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Bacteriophilia

n. Bacteriophilia: The sexual arousal to bacterial sexual intercourse, or other such erotic events.

n2. Bacteriophile: One who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick bastards with questionable fetishes.

adj. Bacteriophiliatic: Of or relating to bacteriophilia.

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Just remember: Rule 34.

There's most likely bacteria porn on the internet now, if it hasn't been made already.
Guy 1: "Dude, check this shit out!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, shit! Where'd you find this shit?!"
Guy 1: "Don'cha know?! It's the new trend!"
Guy 2: "Bacteriophilia is SOOOO much hawter than blond girls with big boobs!"
Guy 1: "IKR?"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, look at this... Here comes the bacteriophage... Virualosity is SOOO not cool, man. Not cool"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let's gtfo before mom catches us"
by Netugi January 13, 2011
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Vaginal Bacteria

Abbreviate victorian bitter and take the VB and then change it to Vaginal Bacteria. what a delicacy :)
grab me a bottle of vb, MATE.
by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005
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Bacterial

What happens when a viral video gets old, but refuses to die.
I've seen that ninja cat video so many times it's GOT to be bacterial by now!
by SonOfALink April 21, 2009
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Backer-Inner

A Person who Always Backs Into Parking Spots and Driveways. This Allows them to Leave & Getout Quickly & on about your way quickly and easily. Rather than taking time pulling backwards in reverse each time you head off you take an extra couple moments to back in an Position Automobile Accordingly.
Im a lifelong Backer-Inner, and always pull in backwards because if I take that extra couple seconds getting there, I’ll be able leave Quick & Easy.
by TRU Pacman June 22, 2018
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Fudge Packer Backer

A defender of fudge packers due to their association with said Fudge Packer Backer's university. A FPB is easily identified by spouting comments such as " Oh, he would never do that", "What, I read the grand jury report, there was no anal penetration seen" etc. Fudge Packer Backers put public image or perception above all else, even over the well-being of the victims.
Yo, I just got State College, PA. The place was crawling with with Fudge Packer Backers. Dead-enders all, hell they wouldn't change their minds even after Jerry took a shower with them.
by PussyFartz August 7, 2012
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