axe poisoning

This happens in the high school boys lockerroom when an abundance of axe is sprayed making it hard to breath and leaves side effects of headaches, overwhelming scent, and repel of anyone who comes in contact.

I think he got sent home because of axe poisoning.

axe poisoning by diamond glitter July 8, 2014

Axe-Hole 

Someone who uses the Product Axe too much.

See that guy over there? He has 5 different kinds of Axe products at his house, he must be an Axe-Hole.

Axe-Hole by SargeantSharts July 19, 2011

Axe Body Spray 

A barely passible anti-perspirant that's known for its heavy lies in its advertising
Ever since the early 2000s, Axe Body Spray promised that men that apply the stuff to them as instructed on their heavily-rotated commercials will have girls magically wanna have sex with them but the reality strikes hard once they try the product in real life after believing the lies in the commercials

In real life, Axe Body Spray is nothing more than a real life equivalent to the "Yo Girl" cologne from the MTV TV Movie "2GE+HER", a product that promises that you'll be a chick magnet but instead you'll get rashes and ass beatings after application

or to put it lightly, Axe Body Spray is a gateway to incel culture - once you believe the bullshit they promised and you noticed it's all bullshit - you're now one of.. THEM!

High School Boy: I tried Axe Body Spray after seeing the ads on MTV
Mom: Why?
High School Boy: Prom's next week and i need someone to go with and "do it" with
Mom: Did it work?
High School Boy: No! My dick and my arm pits have a massive rash and all the muscle bound rich boyfriends beat the fuck outta me
Mom: What are you doing now?
High School Boy: Admit defeat by killing myself

Axe Body Spray by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021

Axe Wound 

A term that is rude and somewhat disturbing visually for the word Vagina. The split opening of the vagina represents the words "axe wounde", as this figure is somewhat similar to the figure of a cut made by an axe.

Girl, can i stick my pork sword up your axe wounde

Axe Wound by Dean Wicks June 22, 2006

Axe Rape

verb -being sprayed in the face and or all over your personal belongings with Axe brand body spray.

Harry got a suprise axe rape while walking through the school hallway

Axe Rape by nwt October 27, 2007

Axe bomb 

The act of taking an Axe brand spray-on deodorant Can and either tying a rubber band from the top to bottom of the can to release the smell, or to puncture the can to cause the can to release the pressure inside it and spray the smell of the deodorant everywhere, causing a large radius around the can to reek of the nauseous fumes. Most commonly done in schools as pranks from overly confident teenagers, although if one breathes in to much of the Axe it can cause serious breathing issues and in some cases death, which is why this act should be punishable for attempted murder since Axe bombing has a chance of killing suffocation people to death.

Bro Jacob and Nick just Axe bombed the Science Lab!

Axe bomb by Walrus Stoves December 4, 2016

axe murderer

1) a murderer with an axe as weapon of choice.
2) my mother in-law.

Hey bro can you hold onto my stash for a while, the axe murderer is commin over later to bust my balls about my worthless piece of shit life again.

axe murderer by terminator-tim April 26, 2006