auto-mourn

The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.
Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.
by Captain Negative July 20, 2017
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auto fail

Someone that is so bad at something, that they automatically fail before trying.
John: Mike, why do you even try? You suck at everything

Sarah: What an auto fail!
by greeker November 25, 2008
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auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant
Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.
by Gornprose August 23, 2017
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Auto-Tuna

When T-Pain decides to do a Starkist commercial
Youtube User: I auto-tuned T-Pains auto-tuna commercial.
Youtube comment: so meta.
by Blake Edwards September 16, 2010
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Auto-IN-Correct

1.) The term used to describe the phenomenon of typo that is ironically caused by AutoCorrect or any other similar text replacement or spell checking software or technology.
2.) The nickname given to such text replacement or spell checking software such as AutoCorrect due to the typos it ironically causes.
Damn you, AutoCorrect! ...Or should I say "Auto-IN-Correct"!
by JadamSponJ October 08, 2015
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auto felatio

the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis
while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great
by manno August 31, 2006
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auto electrician

As one that walks above and trancends all things.called apon by pesent mechanics to save all that is important to them.also is more hung then mechanics creating tension between the two
Mechanic 1: I can't fix the car
Mechanic 2:have u hit it with the hammer
Auto leck rides in on a white stallion, lays his hand apon the bonnet starting the vehicle.
Mechanic 1/2 drop to there knees to praise his Devine presence.auto electricians are god
by loliepop crusader November 04, 2013
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