auntie kiss

A big kiss on the cheek given by a girl. It leaves a mark if the girl is wearing lipstick/lipbalm.

Leslie gave Cameron a big auntie kiss on their date.

by IHateFakeBitches July 5, 2014

Auntie Hand

When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.

I busted curd last night. Your mum gave me auntie hand.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Auntie Anne

Twisting of the testicles to the shiny point of bursting, as if to make a new soft pretzel, the likes of which one might buy in a mall or a movie theater. Also known as a "Montana Anne" if balls are dipped in ranch dressing.

He gave me an Auntie Anne wound so tightly that my scrotum almost burst like a water balloon.

by Belle Bottoms September 29, 2005

slag antlers

The tattoo on the small of a womans back. Also see Tramp Stamp.

slag antlers are revolting

by Adamyesadam July 27, 2006

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

Antlers

The instance in which a pornstar on her knees takes a cock in each hand, taking turns. Imagine that she is there by herself jerking first the right hand and then the left hand above her head and you'll get the idea.

We went to the corporate dinner/after hours and we met the vice-president of Purchasing... and sometime after last call Nathan and I go to her place. Antlers.

by Hexicon January 2, 2007

auntie mama

You favorite Aunt who takes care of you and treats you like a Mother should. Second in command, like a Godmother

Growing up my cousins were like my brothers and sisters, thanks to my Auntie Mama raising me like her own

by Tittyliscious February 1, 2017