opposites attract

The epitome of people that should not be together but in actuality are. Example: Taryn and Cassandra.

The only reason that they ended up married was because of the old adage opposites attract. They thought they'd give it a go, ignoring their cataclysmic differences.

by Bug n' Bones September 21, 2016

A fatal attraction

A stalker that's simply obsessed with who it's stalking.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 15, 2003

Straight-attracted

When you're just a bro who can admire other good looking bros.

"Hey bro, you look hot in those jeans"
"Aww, thanks bro, that shirt suits your abs"
"I'm straight-attracted to you, bro"
"You too, bro"

by LeeAgAy September 3, 2019

uneffectively attractive

When you are fine af but no guys realize it so you will be forever alone

Omg like she is so uneffectively attractive it’s sad cuz she’s so pretty but no guys like her

by Gabi Barry May 5, 2018

Unconstitutionally Attractive

This means whatever you want it to mean.

You’re an unconstitutionally attractive cloaca.

by rooster teeth April 25, 2020

situational attractiveness

A state of hotness derived solely from one's occupation, or role in a situation. The situationally attractive individual is typically unattractive, or at least just average, in normal circumstances.

Person 1: "I have a really hot TA for CS this semester."

*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."

Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"

Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas

by brilliantpenguin April 18, 2015

Attraction Scale

A way of rating women on their level of attractiveness, usually between 1 and 10, with 1 being horribly unattractive and 10 being insanely attractive. Women are often spoken of with their rating alone, example below.

Guy A: Man, I saw this 9/10 yesterday. Definitely caught her checking me out.

Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?

Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!

by xMillzee September 30, 2016