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associate

What a company calls their cheap-labored employees to make them feel like they are important when in fact they don't mean sh*t to them because they have no power at all.
I can't believe that the largest company in the world still calls their $7 slaves "associates"... like they have something to do with the company's management...
by el_realisator December 25, 2007
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Knitting Association

A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed
Johnny and the rest of the boys devoted their Friday night to their knitting association.
by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010
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assopolis

A locale defined largely by the indigenous practice of heterosexual sodomy.
Jack visited another assopolis last week during his trip.
by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009
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Business Associate

Robin won't be seeing her business associate this month on account of Ramadan.
by pat5220 September 7, 2009
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Professional Yard Sale Associate

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
by The collectiveish September 7, 2010
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assoholic

Someone who cannot help being an asshole, all the time.
As a teenager, I was addicted to being a moron, a real assoholic.
by CharlesF October 9, 2006
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Herpes by association

This is when herpes can be contracted simply by having skanky friends who are contaminated.
Eww. (Insert name here) is friends with (insert name here). She totally has herpes by association.
by Aunt Heater February 4, 2007
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