Homie assist

When two men who claim to be straight engage in oral or anal sex and claim that it's to 'help out a brother in need'

This is often used as a justification or excuse to engage in homosexual intercourse.

This phrase can also apply if the submissive member is part of the lgbt community and the dominant member claims that they are straight and visa versa

I gave my bro a homie assist cuz he needed to get some stress out.

by PhuzzyWuzzy September 16, 2021

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

zackey assist

Zackey Assist is the defenition of having a godlike aim in Fortnite : Battle Royale.

Example : Azta geci, zackey assist én azt mondom

by TaerFN May 21, 2021

Shetland Assist

A hand job from a little person.

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

by jizzwick April 19, 2011

physician assistant

Physician Assistant, a co-dependent primary level health care provider who often times possesses a masters degree. PA's can see patients, order testing, write scripts, etc.

Also known as a physician's bitch

I can't get into see the doctor for a month.
Why don't you see his physician assistant?

by Ja87mes June 16, 2007

executive assistant

Being a glorified bitch boy. They often refer to themselfs
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.

The Managers sent the Executive Assistant to pick up their
$400.00 shoes from the store.

by button pusher March 19, 2011

Wizard Assistant

To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'

Oh my god your so helpful Luke, You must be a wizard assistant!

by chelsdagsy April 19, 2011