assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

by Larry C April 25, 2008

Assalisk

Exactly the same as the bassalisk from Harry Potter, except that it is made up of Ass'. It is entirely more sneaky and cunnig than an actuall bassalisk and has sexual relations with dumbledore and Harry. Niether of which know about the others relationshio with the assalisk.

This can also be sed as a common phrase to describe someone as a cheater, or a devlishly sneaky and evil being.

Did you hear Lee was cheating on his girl Atlanta? Yea he took all her money and her house.

That dude is an assalisk.

by Asbestosman June 30, 2010

ashaantai

This girl has a name as unique as her personality! She has a strong exterior but is soft and caring on the inside. She is a total babe, but sadly doesn't realize it yet. Any guy would be lucky to have her.

Guy 1: Omg do you know Ashaantai?!
Guy 2: Yeah I do, she's a hottie!

by wewenttonarnia March 31, 2017

Assafamil

Its a word that means pissed off. Kinda like triggered but worse

I am so Assafamil

by Http-Bill-Cipher June 14, 2018

Assain

Refers to a person with sexual tendencies.

Person 1: Look! His username is 'NikeAssainCreed', he's either a sexual assain Nike lover or just doesn't know how to spell 'Assassin'!
Person 2: Ok

by Mr.Roblox November 9, 2019

Assache

The act in which the inside of your anus feels pumped up and invigorated, normally right before a massive shit.

I have such an assache this morning...

by Shorty Long Dick May 25, 2020

AssadFamilyFun

A Family of. 4 people ( 2 Adults, 2 Children) with an Instagram account that are Persian.

AssadFamilyFun is the best family ever!

by coolcats29292929 June 14, 2021