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Some stupid person that can't spell assassin.
"Where's the assassin?"
"You mean the assain?"
"Chris, you idiot!"
assain by Jacke Bennifer July 24, 2017
Words you can keep
Refers to a person with sexual tendencies.
Person 1: Look! His username is 'NikeAssainCreed', he's either a sexual assain Nike lover or just doesn't know how to spell 'Assassin'!
Person 2: Ok
Assain by Mr.Roblox November 9, 2019
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(v.): When a group of powerful people use organizations and/or states under their control to actively persecute, marginalize or imprison a dissident, whistleblower or journalist by using psychological torture, false accusations and manipulating vagaries in the laws of the involved nations and international treaties (Lawfare) to silence the individual.

The desired effect is to dissuade others from following in their footsteps and take attention away from embarrassing information, corruption or high level crimes exposed or publicly opposed by the person targeted.
If you expose war crimes committed by the U.S. you risk being assanged.
Assange by Eschatus February 29, 2020

assninja 

One who is stealthy like a ninja, jumping from one ass to another (usually raping them, usually a gay ninja too).

They could be a figurative assninja, or a real gay ass ninja!
The latter would dress up as a ninja, with stars and everything, and perform ass sex with kunais, advanced forms of taijutsu, ninjutsu and genjutsu.

They are to be feared when they possess a sharingan!
John walked oppenlegged, ass bleeding out of his bedroom this morning. He had a swarm of assninja's on his back all night, and won't be able to sit for a month now!

Yeah, one of the rapists was Gay-Sensei
assninja by Fukaface! March 26, 2019

ASSING AROUND 

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.
"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"
ASSING AROUND by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007
Assan is a male name, people with this name are usually very shy and like to be alone most of the time. Despite their quiet appearence their minds are quite loud, and when they are alone they are not the person you expect. if you ever get close to an Assan, they will be one of the best friends you'll ever have. Everyone needs an Assan in their life!
Assan is the best person ever
Assan by Erikku Hoobae February 12, 2021
the definition of awesomeness, this is a person is a legend... they also put the “ass” in assandr because DAMN they have a bootyyy!! if you need a friend, get a assandr in your life, just do it !!

can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying
Ruby: “oh my look at assandr”
Mia: “what an ass”
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too”
assandr by ohyeahmakessense April 12, 2020
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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