asparagus

CP slang for a young boy's penis.

Pervert: I'd love to put some asparagus in my mouth RIGHT NOW.
Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!

by Baraldo.Jefferson June 23, 2007

asparagus

a disgusting vegetable in the form of a puke-green rod. makes you want to throw up in a bowl and drink it. makes pee smell like old people.

asparagus is gross, it makes me feel like brownies...

by stretchman March 16, 2007

Flying Asparagus

The most hilarious Tic on Planet Earth

Greg: "Flying Asparagus!"

Me: *folds over laughing*

by buiscuttins February 3, 2013

asparagus

to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake

josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...

by ali fricken griswold December 3, 2006

Asparagus

game young women play when working asparagus

ok girls Asparagus game is like strip poker, however you will need remove your pants first....

see mexican poker

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

asparagus head

get over your self, assohle

hes actually nice

by ... June 1, 2004

asparagus head

nicer than u tools.

u r all retards

by lil June 4, 2004