Assmonger

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

assmonkey

1.Someone that asks stupid questions.
2.A complete idiot.

'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'

by MINIxxx January 5, 2006

Ashton

The most amazing person in the world who likes skittles, some say she looks like sleeping beauty. Shes sometimes a tard :P, but is actually really smart and nice, and very very pretty. She also likes swedish fish also which is awesome :D........ and shes a ninja.

ashton kutcher,ashton shanker

by dm05 February 4, 2010

Ashton Kutcher

Further proof that this country is fucked.

Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.

by Ollie Oxenfree May 29, 2004

ashonte

She's lit asf and you would only get along with this person if ther 100 with you

Ashonte sooo littt!

by Foodsgoodman June 18, 2018

Ashdon

He’s the sweetest guy u will ever meet. But he doesn’t pay attention to u a lot but he definitely cares about u. He is cute, sweet and caring toward people he loves. Never lose him.

- omg do u know Ashdon?

by fieldhockey1989 January 19, 2019

Ashton

Ashton is a guy who is hilarious and is sporty. He is mischievous and is the troublemaker. He is HOT and a amazing boyfriend. He will do anything for his friends and hides how kind he really is. He is serious and has a hard life, but is always there for his friends. Ashton's are the best!!!

"Did you see what Ashton did for him? "

"Oh yeah, I wish I could be like him! "

"I wish I could be his girlfriend. "

by Poopydoo1234 May 27, 2018