Ballsiac Arrest

When you get hit in the balls

Yo, did Jarod hit Ammon in the balls?

Yeah dude he's in Ballsiac arrest.

by Jarod T November 9, 2015

Partiac Arrest

Adj- Hard night of partying, where one wakes up feeling oh so beaten up.

Noun- Best local band Lafayette has to offer. Full of bodacious doods, and rockin' music

I woke up this morning with an extreme case of partiac arrest.

Man, last night I went to a Partiac Arrest show, it was most certainly the greatest.

by 8o$$ December 13, 2010

Citizen kane's arrest

An arrest made by a guy like John Kane or David C. Diane, if the guy isn't in uniform or in the police department already.

John Kane just tried to tackle that dude, and wound up looking to some other concerned citizens to join in and help him on making a Citizen kane's arrest when he wasn't able to find a way to take the guy down solo.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2019

cafeteria arrest

When you and your Buddies go around and do haneous acts in school you get detention and cafeteria arrest.

Dude come with me to the bathroom
I cant I have cafeteria arrest
Damn sucks to be you

by King Chief February 16, 2023

no stress arrest

when u commit a crime but then the cop starts catching feels and lets you go

“She’s lucky that he let her off with a no stress arrest!”

by leon kuwata is the only ginger May 1, 2020

rest area vs. arrest area

Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.

One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

Mass Arrests

There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.

Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2025