penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

by 7steezy7steve7 January 04, 2024

no stress arrest

when u commit a crime but then the cop starts catching feels and lets you go

“She’s lucky that he let her off with a no stress arrest!”

by leon kuwata is the only ginger May 02, 2020

Cardiac arrest

Another word for blow or cocaine.

Gimme some cardiac arrest

Gimme some cardiac arrest i been fiendish of late.

by Bigbakckguysmen August 18, 2023

cafeteria arrest

When you and your Buddies go around and do haneous acts in school you get detention and cafeteria arrest.

Dude come with me to the bathroom
I cant I have cafeteria arrest
Damn sucks to be you

by King Chief February 16, 2023

Nardiac arrest

A sudden, sometimes temporary, cessation of the function of testicles.

I got dick punched so hard last night I went into nardiac arrest.

by Wafflebender May 18, 2015

Partiac Arrest

Adj- Hard night of partying, where one wakes up feeling oh so beaten up.

Noun- Best local band Lafayette has to offer. Full of bodacious doods, and rockin' music

I woke up this morning with an extreme case of partiac arrest.

Man, last night I went to a Partiac Arrest show, it was most certainly the greatest.

by 8o$$ December 12, 2010

Ballsiac Arrest

When you get hit in the balls

Yo, did Jarod hit Ammon in the balls?

Yeah dude he's in Ballsiac arrest.

by Jarod T September 25, 2015