applausible excuse

An explanation for your failures, so spectacular that even those you have let down will put their hands together.

Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

auland

A usually dumb and crazy boy who eats a lot and begs a lot. He is very crazy and stupid but smarter than the average person. He is also very athletic and mainly will probably get a career from that.

He is like an Auland

by PEEPEEPOOPOOPOOP September 24, 2020

Appland

Realm of the Applied linguistics department in EENU.

The symbol of the realm is an apple (supposedly because of the first letters of APPLe and APPLied linguistics).

You: Hey man, you are so good at everything! Where have you studied???
Me: Appland.

by linguist that is applied October 20, 2020

aplaystationfour

baki lover, loves men and one of the funniest mfs out there. read baki btw 😟

aplaystationfour: “daily reminder to read baki”

by iluvmilfs February 21, 2021

Apalala

The talent of fiddling with your genitals while playing games on your phone using only one hand

Look at that pervert on the beach! He’s got one hand down his pink shorts and prolly looking at homo porn on his phone..

No I think he’s got Apalala

by Blood fart July 5, 2021

Apilash

Apilash is an athletic Basketball player.He always gets all the girls heart.He also tries to act like he is a gangster.

Apilash is an athletic player that plays basketball who tries to be an gangster.

by billy isaac November 21, 2021

Arula

People with the name Arula are jovial and love to talk. They are very creative and intelligent. They are generally understanding and respectful. Arula's are down to earth and are extremely supportive of their friends. They try to make other people happy and have a good time. they are versatile and have a very optimistic attitude. Arula believes in helping others and is quite into philanthropic deeds. As a friend, Arula can be extremely decent and trustworthy. Other than that they are extremely good looking. They are stubborn, determined and wont stop at nothing to achieve their goals

Hey look its Arula

by Deeznutsintensifies November 22, 2021