April 12

“self defense” against rapists and sexual harassers and assaulters beat them the fuck up

hey beat those trying to hurt ur body april 12

by unkown woman April 11, 2021

April 12

National stay away from school day! On this day everyone stays home from school!

Me: Are you going to school?
Friend: yes why?
Me: It is April 12th! Don’t go to School!

by Hhhhjjjbnnk November 14, 2019

Acrelid

The most insane and inhumane universe. The ultimate heaven where baptism, lightly dressed ladies and alcohol are the three sources for salvation.

Yo this is the most insane shit ever, its like I’m in fucking Acrelid

by Omgyespapi July 10, 2019

April 5th

People born on this day are intelligent, amusing, drop dead gorgeous and of course caring! Having a friend born on April 5th is like Jesus being your friend!

People born on this day should stay away from the color magenta and the number 107.

People born on this day should stay away from people name Jessica, Marion, Yasmin, Jasper, Carolina, Joseph, Nathan and Gerry.
Anyone who gets in the way of someone born on this day is in for an axe in their back so watch out!

Wow! You were born on April 5th? You’re like the Queen.

by CamilaThornton324 November 4, 2019

apheliosed

1. the act of getting fucked by a very balanced champion

man i just got apheliosed

by Jingle dicks February 25, 2020

April 8

National give the person whos birthday it is a dog

Give them a dog on april 8

by Im a man of god. Ahhh October 20, 2019

L'appel du vide

"L'appel du vide" is when you have self-destructive thoughts for a split second - like swerving your car into oncoming traffic or imagining yourself jumping when you're standing at the edge of a cliff even though you'd never really do it. The phrase literally translates as "The call of the void"

"I just had a L'appel du vide"

by Meiiko September 10, 2017