ankled

another word for "raped" in sports terms. After a big loss or getting killed in a game you would use this expression.

Tom: man you guys really suck, eh?
Dick: ya I know, we got ankled out there!
Tom: ankled?
Dick: ya, we got caught with our pants and hands around our ankles.

by Ryan Ferguson January 3, 2009

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Who asked?

It's the "best" comeback ever. You can use it anywhere and whenever you want. If someone uses it too much just tell him that he asked.

A: Hey, I just bought a new pho-
B: Who asked?
A: Sorry, I thought you wou-
B: Who asked?
A: Eh
B: Who asked?
A: Are you ok?
B: Who asked?
A: You.
B: Who asked?
A: You asked.
B: Oh fu-

by Houští April 15, 2022

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One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.

Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up

by Senorken May 3, 2022

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can't be asked

The assumed origin of 'can't be arsed'. 'Can't be asked' does make some more sense, and the americans can even say it without it sounding too bad.

Teacher: I'm giving you another assignment that's due next lesson

American exchange student: I can't be asked to do that bro

Student: Man said asked

by laputaktepario September 13, 2022

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