dirty android

1) The dirtiest of Androids; also know as a filthy Android

2) When your vibrator battery dies and you have to go manual

3) Sitting on a Pixel device while it’s vibrating

I broke a dirty Android and ended up with a virus.

by DirtyUrban June 27, 2019

android

a piece of f****** crap that is made out of ******* belly fat that comes from a orange tree it lasts youone f****** day and it is a f****** piece of shit

boy 1 - omg look at dustins new phone omg its amazing

boy 2 - omg no is a android f****** piece of crap

by android is shit November 6, 2019

Android

Someone that is disabled

Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019

Android

A disabled person

Me: sir this is a handicap spot you can’t be here

Him: no don’t worry I have an android

Me: o ok I’m sorry I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019

android-life

when you respond in a slow way and seem a very slow person to be around, you dont have to best eye-sight around but you can still see quite clearly. Your kind of annoying and some people love you and some absolutely hate you (IOS-life)

'wow he has a android-life'

by Nancy Tim August 28, 2019

android peasant

Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.

1: What phone do you have
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant

by Niikurasu May 21, 2020

Android quality

The use of word to describe the gayness of android and having a android make u mega gay

Person 1 “he has an android”
Person 2 “android quality is gay”
Person 3 “ he must be gay”

by Kindagayredneck November 21, 2020