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Cody Amend

Skinny dude that will rip your arm off but give him a big goth girl with big titles he will be your best friend
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Grant's Amendment

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
by Bol'ead May 9, 2018
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The 0.5st Amendment

The freedom to be offended by another person's first amendment rights.
Jessica saw a man on the train reading an article from a right-wing publication arguing against transgender pronouns. She reported the man to security and he was asked to leave the train because his actions had unknowingly offended Jessica. This was within her rights according to the 0.5st amendment.
by Raul (comes out at night) April 21, 2018
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Pursed amendment

When a you buy a woman a Louis Vuitton, she's got to give it up.
You bought me an LV, Let's go fuck. It's the pursed amendment
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28th amendment

the amendment that allows the act of slavery inside
by Pickle mickle April 7, 2021
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Fifth Amendment

A phrase that is often used to describe something that was really important that can be taken away. It refers to a part of what was The United States Constitution.
"Susan remember all boys want is to take your virginity away like the fifth amendment"
"When my husband died it was like losing the fifth amendment."
"They took my son away to prison it hurt like what happened to the fifth amendment."
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