alice in wonderland effect

When u see someone fine from a far and as u get closer they seem to age backwards.

Guy: dwaaam look at that fine ass bitch. Ima go spit game.

*walks closer and realizes they're jailbait*

Guy: my bad I jus experienced the alice in wonderland effect!

by tearslette October 23, 2011

Alieire

Some random minecrafter who's hair is taller than her height, plays with a track pad (I know what a weirdo). They're smart but gets really weird, and by weird I mean "I want rice at 12 am for no reason" type weird. Alieire is the type of person to force restaurants to deliver her food when they're closed. Alieire seems like a zombie walking around and if you comment or ask anything regarding her she'll stare into your soul and basically annihilate your existence.

"Hey have you seen that new girl in school Alieire? I can never be their friend, what if I fuck up and I get my soul snatched like my wig?"

by yourdadssidechick October 12, 2019

alice and charley and millie

There is no explanation that can explain these people. You could say queens? You could say your idols? But really, there is no finite way to fully distinguish the integrity and beauty that these three women hold, absolute goddesses.

I wish I had better friends....
You should be friends with Alice and Charley and Millie! They are the best people to walk the Earth!

by Aliceegd October 25, 2020

Alice

Alice, she is so amazing. She is super smart and puts her friends before herself, and would always put friends and family before herself. She has tons and tons of friends, and if she doesn't, then everyone is dying to be her friend but has no idea how to ask. She will make you laugh and smile all the time, she will brighten your day if you're sad.

If you know an Alice and you're her friend, then you're really lucky. If you're not her friend, then be her friend right this instant, because if you don't, then you'll regret it!

Person 1) Oh hey.. Who's that girl over there?
Person 2) It's Alice of course!
Person 1) Oh yeah, her! Isn't she amazing?
Person 2) Oh yeah, the most amazing..

by BestieStar July 1, 2022

Skylie Alicein

Some random girl that I met, she doesnt like me. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

John: Do you know Skylie Alicein?

Bob: Yeah she hates me.

by Theuser6996 August 23, 2020

Mary Alice

This is the correct spelling. Hyphenated is ridiculously inferior. She's typically a hot schmexy person who could destroy your mom in a heartbeat. Don't mess with her. If you call her "Mary" then say goodbye to your life. She will also win at every single argument. Despite all this she is actually a very friendly individual if you get to know her. She can be very flirtatious especially with how she calls all her friends "Babe". She will ironically hop onto trends but refuse to do anything too stupid.

Teacher calling roll: "Is Mary here?"
*silence*
Teacher: "guess not"
Mary Alice: "Well MAYBE if you SAID IT RIGHT I might ACTUALLY RESPOND FOR ONCE"

by imextremelyhot February 17, 2022

albineye

albineye is a relative of the "brown eye", but much more elusive. An albineye is when someone bleaches their anus, thereby making the brown eye less pronounced and more closely matching the color of their other skin. Since it has been bleached, it looks somewhat like an albino's sphincter, and therefore becomes the "albineye".

Pronounced like: al-bye-nye

I was really impressed after bleaching my girlfriend's anus. Now when I bang her from behind, it stares at me like an albineye.

by bigjimandthetwins October 27, 2011