alcohole

A person who becomes a total jerk after consuming alcohol.

Great party last night, but that guy from IT was a total alcohole.

by Mr. KB July 23, 2010

Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.

Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.

by John January 22, 2005

alcoholler

alcoholler, when the quiet person in a group has a few drinks and starts to become rather loud and noisy.

Then mary drank a pint, and started to alcoholler across the bar to James....

by simonb July 5, 2004

Alcohol

Answer and start of all lifes problems

I got into a fight last week after cosuming alot of alcohol,weekend just gone i wanted to beat everyone up at a party...but with that said i got 5 chicks numbers though.

by Nirfuckingvana August 29, 2010

Alcohol

Alcohol is like a highschoolers bestfriend !

Madison: You know what ?
Hunter: What ?
Madison: You remind me of alcohol.
Hunter: WHAT? are you comparing me to alcohol ?
Madison: YEAH, you guys are both always there for me!
Hunter: helllllll ya !

by madison is amazing! May 27, 2009

alcoholic

Q: What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

A: Alcoholics have to go to those STUPID meetings!

Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a condition. You don't 'catch' alcoholism; it is voluntarily self-inflicted though admittedly hard to stop. Calling it a disease implies a passivity to the situation that absolves one of personal responsibility, when it is up to the drunk him/herself to take care of the matter.

Also, there is no such thing as a 'recovering alcoholic'. Either you're drinking or you're not.

by Zonie Yank February 20, 2005

Alcohol

A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars.

Alcohol has intoxicating effects on certain carbon-based life forms.

by Encyclopedia Galactica December 28, 2005