Alcohol AIDS 

The act of depleting your immune system completely due to days of constant alcohol intoxication, thus leaving you susceptible to any illness that befalls you.

"After binge drinking all week long he ended up catching the swine flu. Must have been because of the Alcohol AIDS..."

Alcohol AIDS by Spanks Malone November 30, 2009

Alcohol Poo 

When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"

Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"

Alcohol Poo by Meowfriend February 25, 2013

Alcohol Conspiracy

The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.

Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.

Alcohol Conspiracy by Domonic February 1, 2009

Alcohol- induced amnesia 

Short term memory loss caused by the consumption of large quantities of alcohol leading to the inebriated state of the individual and causing them to act in a manner that would be deemed 'socially inappropriate'. Individuals suffering from this condition usually experience feelings of alarm when presented with witness accounts or photographic evidence of their exploits.

"Man you were wasted last night!"
"Ha ha oh shit was I? What did I do?"
"Something with a dog I think... I can't remember"
"Fuck, I don't remember a dog"
"Man, I think you have Alcohol- induced amnesia..."

Alcohol- induced amnesia by Ebenezer saltmarsh May 17, 2010

alcohol shit

Shit that burns your ass on the way out after drinking large amounts of strong liquour.

Man, I just had the worst alcohol shit!!

alcohol shit by Dre Dinero August 8, 2006

Alcohol Nazi 

alcohol+nazi One who tries to limit your drinking, by taking away your alcohol and/or making it difficult for you to drink more

I want another beer, quit being such an alcohol nazi.

Alcohol Nazi by Greg February 17, 2005

alcohol-fuelled bragster 

A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.

Alfonse is usually so quiet, but after a few Zimas he turns into an alcohol-fuelled bragster and won't stop talking about his new laser HDTV.

alcohol-fuelled bragster by yakiwchuk December 9, 2008