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These are considered the cheaper version of the already horrifically douche tee shirts made by Affliction. They are typically worn by 30 something males that want to appear tougher than they actually are. They believe it makes them seem more cutting edge and cooler than the average male. This guy is typically about 30, slightly balding, semi buff (but on the far side) living with several high school buddies and in a relatively dead end job. They may also be a small time drug dealer or bookie! They like to constantly relive the big "scores" of yesteryears and target chicks that are 20-22. Typical first names could be Chad, Chris, Tom, Eric, and Paul. Nicknames could include, Pipes, T-man, Pulli.
Hey man...Be careful tonight! That place will be filled with Knockoff Affliction Tee shirt wearing guys.
by Keeping it real 716 April 8, 2017
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unwanted affection

the type of affection passsed onto you from someone of the opposite sex who is either mentally insane, just plain weird, ugle or any combonation of the three.
person 1 " dude lidnsey was alll over me today"
person 2 " sounds like some unwanted affection...."
person 1 "uh yeah, shes missing three teeth and talks to herself"
by WWWYKI Octopus November 1, 2011
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affectionary

Confectionary that is consumed in order to fill that hole in your life that is caused by not recieving affection from anyone.
I have no friends, so I'm addicted to affectionary.
by Sally Sparrow August 20, 2010
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Abjection on Ice

A self glorified trash-bag of a person.

This phrase is originally from critiques on the Young British Artists (1960s)

Abjection refers to something that is gross, dirty, or taboo.
Person 1: "Joe cheated on his girlfriend with her younger sister and won't stop bragging about it."

Person 2: "Geeze. Talk about an abjection on ice."
by namuh February 14, 2019
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affictionado

A false fan; a person who claims to enjoy something s/he really doesn't.
John is an affictionado of football because his partner watches Monday night game with his buddies.
by vesuvian September 13, 2009
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affection acknowlegement

The act of acknowleging an outcast, loner, or some one whom has experienced a humelliating event with affection. It is often non-sexuel and present in movies aimed at teens. It includes pecks on the cheek, non sexuel touching and rubbing, hugs and assuring phrases like are you ok? you want some thing to eat? you'll be alright, your so pretty, etc, Maybe performed by a man or a women, it may be performed on a women or a man.
thomas is blushing i think he got some affection acknowlegement from his girl-friend after he got his ass kicked.

I think he's just giving her affection acknowlegement to get in her pants.

I can't believe sam is giving that freak affection acknowlegement.
by love is the answear April 23, 2010
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Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.
Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011
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