Ben Affleck

1. An American actor and filmmaker of unparalleled talent, known for such classic films as Phantoms, Forces of Nature, Reindeer Games, Bounce, Gigli, and Surviving Christmas.

2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.

"Ben Affleck? He was the bomb in Phantoms. I'd suck his dick."

Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."

by Righteous Fart Box August 9, 2022

Ben Affleck

Absolutely directly means "noob".

Look at that Ben Affleck who just got shot.

by Pvt. Pirate December 16, 2010

AFLO

Another Fucking Learning Opportunity. A joking way of looking at challenging life experiences as Learning Opportunities instead of "problems."

My friend got pissed at me when I mentioned he was dating girls off the internet. I guess it was AFLO. Geez, some dudes are so uptight.

by Awesomes007 January 25, 2007

afloat

floating in water, not sinking

I lie on my back without moving to keep afloat.

by ScottO1234434 May 13, 2014

Affleck's Law

Calling everyone who doesn't agree with you a racist, when race has nothing to do with it.

Affleck's Law.

Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.

Affleck: Racist!

Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.

by Mojo1961 October 9, 2014

affordable kidneys

when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death

aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)

by vital organ December 13, 2017

Can't-Afford Cop

the worst kind of cop there is. Very controlling and authoritive, the kind that will beat your ass for speeding 5 MPH over the limit or stand in the middle of a busy street at 10am in a dark blue uniform and expect not to get hit.

They were made famous in the alternate version of "April 26, 1992" by Sublime, where the lyrics show disdain towards their kind.

Officer Leroy beat me up just for rolling dice in the alley, he's such a can't-afford cop.

by jarvisrolt June 12, 2011