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Asshole Accountant

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.
"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
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Accountant

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician
Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.
by Hugo Slugg February 10, 2021
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delete your account

The epitome of edgy internet responses when you have nothing else to say.
Wanda: Why are you being so racist

Becky: delete your account
by spootyhead June 10, 2016
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flop account

An account usually found on instagram typically made fandom based to make fun of and demean what they call "flops" and things they find cringey. Most are petty and cheap stabs at young artists and people trying to have fun.
Person 1: my friends art got posted on a flop account again.
Person 2: What kind of person finds that fun to do??
Person 1: i know right and they are a young artist so of course it isnt going to be perfect.
by imreallyasiren April 19, 2018
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delete your account

Why type a several sentences of well reasoned arguments when you could just look like a choke artist with nothing else to say? That's right, tell someone to delete their account just like Hillary did with her emails - because it's 2016 you can just like delete your problems, in the internet. In. The. Internet.
"Damn he got me, better tell him to delete his account."

"delete your account."

"DELETE THIS"
by Crimson Tablet June 11, 2016
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Moral bank account

The price of all your morals that you believe in.
Also the price that you can be bought with
Usually over 200 US dollars. This is for
Body whoring.
First Person- Hey how much is your moral bank account?
Second person- It's 213 dollars.
by Fox Cruton April 8, 2009
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The one piece of universally applicable advice that adequately explains any situation. Usually used by a superior professional to a beginning professional, when the former has taught absolutely nothing to the latter.
Nurse: Holy shit dozens of people are coming in with unknown ailments!
Doctor (Going on break): you'll do fine. Remember, take the Coriolis effect into account.
Nurse: What about variable humidity?
Doctor: Yeah, that too.

Student: How am i supposed to know what to study for the final?
Tutor: Look, our time us up. Just take the coriolis effect into account, and you'll do fine.
Student: Did we cover variable humidity?
Tutor: Yes, that will be on the exam.

Original example:
Cpt macmillan: Remember what i've taught you. Keep in mind variable humidity and windspeed along the bullet's flight path. Also, at this distance, you'll have to take the Coriolis effect into account.
by aukuo May 3, 2009
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