Gastric Motor Accident

When you have a shit whilst driving and crash your car. Sometime death can occur.

I squeezed out a turd and crashed into a lamp post the other day. It was a right gastric motor accident.

by MrJester February 4, 2006

dejis car accident

Pretty much the best and funniest thing to ever happen to the YouTuber Deji.

'did you see dejis car accident!?'
'ye it was so funny'
'ikr! Hahaha'

by Atomus April 20, 2020

frisbee freak accident

when frisbees randomly break fingers, hit people in the head, or cause people to fall down..

omgawd did you hear about lindsey lee getting in that frisbee freak accident..so got a concussion from that shit

by ehs bra December 7, 2006

car accident hot

A human who is hot enough to cause a car accident due to rubberneckers.

Yeah, she’s hot, but she’s not car accident hot.

by talktodrmusic November 23, 2020

National Accidents Day

A day when anything and everything is an accident.

Oh shit Eden Clark was born on October 18! That’s National Accidents Day!

by Evan Hoffman October 17, 2019

Potty training accidents

Such as peeing on yourself.

Since I wasn't a newborn, I always held my pee to put on my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants, and relieved my potty training accidents of pee inside my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants!

by Turo Fernandez June 10, 2019

Accident & Emergency / A&E

Used to descibe an Ass/butt/bum in a sexual context. Named as you should only be sticking it in there if it's an accident or emergency

Herman Dogg: RTJ, did you screw that chick last night?

RTJ Loco: She was on her period so i had to take her up the A & E.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003